If something is not dishwasher safe, it does not live in our house.
If it says "dry clean only", I won't buy it.
If it says "dry clean only" and I already accidentally bought it, it goes in the washer anyway and usually survives just fine.
I don't buy clothes that require ironing.
I often put pots and pans in the dishwasher.
I never go to the grocery store at 5:00 pm. That's just dumb.
Sometimes I leave work at 4:30 just to surprise myself with 30 unexpected free minutes.
Foundation, blush, eyeliner. That's it.
Comb, blow dry, done. Hair does nothing but be straight anyway.
Easy Mac. 'Nuff said.