Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Takeaways & Tidbits Vol. 11

Me: My brain just needs to get in gear with longer tax season days.
Kristin: Our brains aren't a fan of tax season. Nor our bodies.  Only our bank accounts.
Me: You speak the truth.

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Me: I'm sorry our house is such a mess.
Babysitter: Oh it's ok.
Me:  I've said that every time you have come over, haven't I?
Babysitter: Yeah...
Trent: Just change it to "I'm sorry we are normal human beings."

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Our social worker:  Your tax season schedule makes me want to take a nap.

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Me: I won't be at work Saturday morning.  I'll be on a getaway in Dallas.
Coworker: Why, what's in Dallas?
Me: Not our children.


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Me: What if I want to write a book?
Trent: I think it would help change the world.

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While walking out of a restaurant...

Our son: BYE BYE FOOD!!

3 comments:

  1. Oh hey.. you're going to be in our neck of the woods! Hope it's a good trip, and you get back totally rested up for tax season.

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    1. We actually already went, first weekend of February. We had a good time!

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