Am I Turning Into A Hipster?

I own skinny jeans.

I own TOMS shoes.

I own Teva sandals.

I own V neck t-shirts.

I own whatever these kind of sunglasses are called.

I seriously considered owning some "little house on the prairie" boots.

I own a Volvo...and a Subaru.

RUH ROH!  Am I on the brink of full blown granola??